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Californication

It's about a guy trying to keep it together while falling apart.

Eddie

A little bit of hypocrisy is fine Dad, but I'm the normal one here.

Becca

I think we should kill someone tonight. I mean like a hobo or something.

Eddie

Until you have savored both sexes, until you know how to make both of them come like baby gorillas? You don't know shit from Shinola.

Eddie

Agent, get us some whores.

Eddie

Work is a cruel mistress.

Stu

It's decided then, I'm going out tonight. Like Zig, I'm jerkin myself to Jesus.

Hank

Your attorney dumped you? How does that even happen?

Karen

Hank: How is she? OK?
Karen: OK? What does that even mean at this point?
Hank: What do you want from me Karen? Look around, welcome to rock bottom.

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