Californication

Californication "Lawyers, Guns, and Money" Quotes

Eddie: It's about a guy trying to keep it together while falling apart.
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Becca: A little bit of hypocrisy is fine Dad, but I'm the normal one here.
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Eddie: I think we should kill someone tonight. I mean like a hobo or something.
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Eddie: Until you have savored both sexes, until you know how to make both of them come like baby gorillas? You don't know s**t from Shinola.
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Eddie: Agent, get us some whores.
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Stu: Work is a cruel mistress.
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Hank: It's decided then, I'm going out tonight. Like Zig, I'm jerkin myself to Jesus.
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Karen: Your attorney dumped you? How does that even happen?
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Hank: How is she? OK?
Karen: OK? What does that even mean at this point?
Hank: What do you want from me Karen? Look around, welcome to rock bottom.
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Hank: I can't help it if some c**k tard in a fedora takes a picture at the exact wrong moment.
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