Californication

Californication

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Californication "Perverts & Whores" Quotes

Hank: Don't come back here without a dozen roses and your d**k in a box.
 • Rating: Unrated
Trixie: One day Hank, you're not going to be pining and I'm not going to be working and sparks are gonna fly.
 • Rating: Unrated
Stu: No crying at the Palm Runkle
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: I can make fun of Runkle but you can't.
 • Rating: Unrated
Hank: All my life I thought that sort of life was lame, but now I realize the joke was on me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Charlie: Don't say mother fu-ker like that it makes me miss you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 6
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