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Castle

What you don't know about post-mortem analysis could fill a book, Mr. Castle. In fact it has. Numerous times.

Perlmutter

The last thing I need is to watch someone from my past try to seduce my fiance while talking about the goddess that lives in her hooha

Beckett

This is not a ninja movie Mr. Castle. This is a murder investigation.

Gates

Lipstick marks on my shirt? Where? Beckett will kill me.

Castle

If this is a tea company, I'd like a cup.

Castle

Castle: The killer can't be a ballet dancer because it'd just be such a huge let down.
Beckett: Of course, we can't let facts get in the way of a good story.

Castle: Our killer is a ninja.
Beckett: Or he is just an athletic person with a hooded track suit.

This place is seriously creepy for a cookie factory.

Castle
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