Castle

Castle Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "A Death in the Family"

Castle:Oh somebody's been watching to many Bruckhiemer Films.
 • Rating: Unrated

Beckett: (Clears throat) Ahem. What's the deal with men and boobs, anyway?
Castle: Biological. We can't help it.
Beckett: But doesn't it bother you that they're so obviously not real?
Castle: (Pauses) Santa's not real. We still love opening his presents.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 9: "Little Girl Lost"

Castle:Do I detect a hint of jealousy?
Beckett:In your dreams Castle.
Castle:No in my dreams your never jealous you just join in.
*Beckett shoves doughnut in Castles mouth*
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:She's naked.
Castle:She's not naked, she is holding a gun... strategically.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:You wanna talk about something how about the cover for your new novel?
Castle:Nikki Heat cover art? but that's only available.. OH my god you subscribe to my website!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:I will have you know that those ice skates were awesome.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:Nice Guy I can see why it wouldn't work though.
Beckett:oh ya?
Castle:Ya. handsome, strong jawed, rule follower.
Beckett:and that's a bad thing?
Castle:Ya he's the male version of you. Ying needs Yang not another ying. Ying Yang is harmony Ying Ying is a name for a panda.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Beckett: Be careful, okay?
Castle: Do I detect actual concern for my well-being?
Beckett: Screw this up, and I'll kill you.
Castle: That's more like it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Six months.
Castle: Six months what?
Beckett: We dated for six months.
Castle: I didn't ask.
Beckett: Yea, I know. You were not asking very loudly.
Castle: I know, I'm like a Jedi like that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 7: "Home is Where the Heart Stops"

Beckett:Very Butch Castle
Castle:I know right.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle:I tried to stay in the car I really did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:(singing)Pa na na na na na na na Pa na na na na na.
Beckett:Castle.
Castle:Sorry
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:You know what you need.
*Beckett glares*
Castle:A night on the town.
Beckett:A what now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle:Whoa shot to soon.
Beckett:That's okay. We can always just cuddle Castle.
Castle:Oo funny and a smile
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Oh I knew he was arrogant but this! this!... oh... wow.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Esposito:Nice dress.
Beckett:I would let you borrow it Esposito but you stretched out the last one
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Did you know they call you the White Whale?
Castle:The White Whale? Not Moby D
Beckett:No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Oh so many layers to the Beckett onion however will you peel them all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rick: You got to watch those silhouettes they can be shifty little bastards.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 6: "Always Buy Retail"

Ryan:Deep fried twinkie?
Castle:'Fraid so.
 • Rating: Unrated

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