Castle

Castle Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 18: "Wrapped Up in Death"

Captain Roy Montgomery: There's no upside in screwing with things you can't explain.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: Do you believe people get what they deserve?
Beckett: Well, if they do then I must have done something terrible to be punished with you.
Castle: Funny.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beckett: You know Castle, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life.
Castle: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pickup chicks.
Beckett: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Either you are being a good cop or you just wanna go to the museum?
Castle: They have dinosaurs there.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Agent Shaw: Honestly, the thing that impressed me most is that you came in with Castle.
Beckett: You know, some people would call that foolish.
Agent Shaw:You made a tough decision on your feet, used the resources at hand. I'd say that's heroic and somewhat poetic. In the end, Dunn did actually face Nikki Heat. She is after all, part you, part Castle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agent Shaw: He cares about you, Kate. You may not see it. You may not be ready to. But he does.
Beckett: Yeah, well, the situation with Castle is... complicated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agent Shaw: Castle. Thank you for your help. You are a valuable asset to Detective Beckett's team.
Castle: Well, it would be great if you would call her and remind her of that from time to time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shaw: Castle, what part of un-ass don't you understand?
Castle: All of it.
Shaw: For future reference, it means get the hell out and don't take anything.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 17: "Boom"

Kate: You have the right to remain silent. so shut the hell up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett:Hell of a shot Castle.
Castle:I was aiming for his head
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ryan:Witness refuses to cooperate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: If something were to happen to me I want you to watch out for Alexis. She looks up to you, and if a worth man would get frisky you can shoot them.
Beckett: Nothing is gonna happen to you.
Castle: But if it does...?
Beckett: Ok.
Castle: And would you also go into my closet and get rid of my porn collection before she finds it?
Esposito: Don't worry, Bro. I got you covered in that.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Castle: Are you in any pain?
Beckett: Well, not nearly as much as you. It's killing you, isn't it?
Castle: What?
Beckett: Having to wait this long to tell me how you banged down the door.
Castle: You want me to start from the beginning?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 16: "Tick, Tick, Tick."

Castle:See I'm helping
Agent Shaw:Ya great buy you an ice cream later.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Beckett:He... a... touches things.
 • Rating: Unrated

Agent Shaw:Put the taser down.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "The Mistress Always Spanks Twice"

Castle:You should really moonlight, trust me you would make a fortune. Come on isn't there anything you would like to do with your handcuffs besides arresting criminals?
Beckett:No.... but there is one hot wild kinky thing that I do like doing... Putting killers behind bars.
Castle:see your already a tease your halfway there.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle:Alright, what aren't you telling me!?
Beckett:Oh so much Castle, so very very much.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castle: Did you just use the word "veritable" in a sentence?
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy!
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 14: "Suicide Squeeze"

Esposito:So was it like a Mamma Mia thing? Ya I bet your mom was really wild back then.
Castle:You really need to stop talking now.
 • Rating: Unrated

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