Brett: You should definitely get that looked at.
Otis: Oh my God, are you saying I have cancer?
Brett: No Otis, I'm not saying you have cancer. I'm saying get a doctor to look at it so you don't give yourself an ulcer.

Cruz: His mom is due back when now?
Severide: An hour and a half ago.
Cruz: Well he's not gonna be a firefighter. Maybe a dog trainer.

I don't even know why I'm talking to you two anyway, you can't even lock down a man.


Herrmann: Mouch, I swear to you, six days from now you're going to be wearing sweats, watching the history channel, and eating Rocky Road.
Mouch: You promise?
Herrmann: Twenty-two years of experience.
Severide: That sounds good to you, Mouch? Rocky Road?
Mouch: Would you prefer ballroom dancing?

Kidd: Sounds like a wild table, better bring your A-game Severide.
Severide: That's all I got.
Kidd: So breaking and entering is your A-game?

Mouch: Are you still willing to be my best man?
Herrmann: What happened to Trudy's brother?
Mouch: Trudy won't say exactly, but Logan got put on the no fly list.

Otis: Why can't we vote online yet? They do in Canada. Some parts, anyway.
Casey: They do a lot of strange things in some parts of Canada.

Hey, does Grant know that in order to play music at Annabelle's birthday party, he actually has to be here?


Ladies, to Al Gore, who also finished second in his election, but went on to grow a really nice beard and alert us all to the dangers of climate change.


Herrmann: Stella, I can't hire your broken-down ex for my only daughter's birthday.
Kidd: He'll do it for free as long as he gets to record it.
Herrmann: Deal.

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Herrmann: You know what they call the guy who comes in second place? Loser.
Casey: I can always count on you for a pep talk, Herrmann.

Mouch [about the bachelor party]: Trudy knows?
Hermann: Trudy? Trudy came up with this!

Chicago Fire Quotes

Chief Boden once told me, "a hero's not somebody who's unafraid, it's the guy who's scared to death and does what's right anyway."


I'm not a plumber by trade.