I may be very crappy in love but I am a good surgeon.

Rebecca

The why is irrelevant. It's what he did, his actions and for that he deserves a Silver star.

Marks

Simon. A happy ending. That's really rare

Against regulation. Well, all good things in life are.

Simon

He does have a great ass for a selfish, arrogant, neurosurgeon.

Rebecca

I want to do my best. Of course I can't help if my best happens to be better than everyone else's.

Rebecca

I'm all for organ donation. It's the highest form of recycling.

Simon

I would kill for a lightsaber scalpel.

Marks

The US may have a higher obesity rate than Canada but we know how to eat kabobs.

Rebecca

I think I just threw up a french fry from 1988.

Ariel

Ariel: Why aren't you this sick?
Graham: Because I had one kabob. You had twenty-three.

I've seen the Jerry McGuire dvd three times. He makes money to be an agent. So much money they show it to him.

Vans

Combat Hospital Quotes

Rebecca: I know what a combat landing is. I read the manual.
Flight crew: Did the manual say many of our passengers throw up?

Rebecca: You were right. Nothing prepared me for this place.
Marks: What can I say. Welcome to Kandahar.