Pedersen: That's a two player game.
Marks: This way half of me always wins.
Pedersen: And half of you always loses.

Thanks, Doc. Your skill with a paperclip puts MacGyver to shame.

General

There are really only two prayers we can offer to God. One is thank you, the other is Help.

Audrey

You don't break up with girls, do you. You make them do your dirty work for you.

Susie

You think Simon's arrogant. I was like Valley of the Shadow of Death, bring it on.

Audrey

I don't think I need to explain to you that confession is good for the soul.

Marks

I'd rather be stared at than erased all together.

Rebecca

Jeffrey: Chaplain?
Simon: Even better son, I'm a neurosurgeon.

We're trying to save this kid's life Padre, his soul will have to wait.

Simon

Rebecca: I understand nothing.
Pedersen: Now you're getting the hang of it.

You're the doctor of evil.

Barry

Just some good ole fashioned wrist action, big boy.

Pedersen

Combat Hospital Quotes

Rebecca: I know what a combat landing is. I read the manual.
Flight crew: Did the manual say many of our passengers throw up?

Rebecca: You were right. Nothing prepared me for this place.
Marks: What can I say. Welcome to Kandahar.