If he takes care of you the way he takes care of that car, then you're one lucky lady.

Mechanic [about Wes]

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I haven't historically had luck treating the asshole.

Dr. Ryan [to Wes]

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Did you fix them yet?

Captain [to Dr. Ryan]

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Is anybody allowed to be pissed off anymore?

Wes

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See, he waived his right to be sober.

Travis

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Everyone is guilty until proven innocent.

Travis

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You should have Dr. Ryan help you overcome your shyness.

Wes [to the Captain]

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Man, that' s not how you spell thank you!

Travis [to Wes]

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You don't have to come. It's dinner time. Go eat a burrito.

Wes [to Travis]

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One more foot and we would have shot you.

Travis

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Travis: Two things I know: Women and strays.

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And you need to hide the cat because the captain is coming.

Travis

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