Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSFavorite Cougar Town Quotes
Just remember. You can't hear the world laughing at you if you're laughing harder.
Bobby
Look at my rings my rings my rings.
Ellie
Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.
Ellie
Here, I'm gonna be a quiet bad ass. Like Harry Potter.
Trav
Laurie: Wait guys, I read something!
Ellie: Already not a true story.
Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!
I always hold eye contact with people, it totally freaks out my gyno.
Laurie
Jules: She's so young she may actually be from the future.
Ellie: Does her dad work on the moon?
I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.
Jules
I like queen bitch, it makes me sound like leader of the gays.
Dr. Evans
Josh: What's that scar from?
Jules: I got knifed as a kid
Josh: Really?
Jules: No, that's from my c-section!
Please I don't miss people I dismiss them.
Laurie