Jules: Sweetie, this should be the gang.
Ellie: It totally should.

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I'm gonna have to throw my "too creepy" flag!

Laurie

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Laurie: Jules told me never to ask, but why do you call me Jellybean?
Ellie: Well JB, when Jules first hired you I thought you were so simple minded she could convince you that Jellybeans were more valuable than gold and subsequently pay you in Jellybeans. This concept was eventually shorted into your nickname, Jellybean.

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Bobby: How do you say R U I N?
Jules: Roin?

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Jules: To get ahead. Get a home!
Bobby: Worst slogan ever.

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It's not my fault that I am allergic to latex and birth control pills.

Laurie

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Women do love when men fight for them. There is nothing less sexy than a man that respects a restraining order.

Laurie

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I like queen bitch, it makes me sound like leader of the gays.

Dr. Evans

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Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.

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Please I don't miss people I dismiss them.

Laurie

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Josh: What's that scar from?
Jules: I got knifed as a kid
Josh: Really?
Jules: No, that's from my c-section!

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Ellie: Imaginary hat!
Jules: Imaginary hook hands! I don't know what we're doing.

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