Jules: Ellie Torres, I'm fixing to get mad at you.
Ellie: Really, are you fixing?
Jules: Damn it.

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It's Friday working stiffs. Three two one...happy weekend!

Jules

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[Andy and Ellie watching their sex tape]
Andy: Is my back really that hairy?
Ellie: Yes
Andy: Is this in slow motion?
Ellie: No
Andy: Can we just erase this?
Ellie: Yes

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Oh god, I have heart burn in my brain.

Grayson

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Grayson: Wow! That was insane. He was literally sitting on my face!
Jules: He's never had much feeling in his butt.

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Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

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Jules: Oh look who got laid last night
Andy: That's right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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You skinny armed little bitch.

Kylie

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I put you in beer can jail for partying too hard.

Bobby [to Andy]

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Laurie: Okay I'm lost inside my brain again...
Ellie: Oh jelly bean.
Laurie: Drinking games! I love drinking games!

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Grayson: Why do you keep doing this if you know I hate it?
Jules: You just answered your own question.

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Jules: I want to put that on a string and wear it around my neck.
Ellie: sweetie, when you say people's body parts are so adorable you want to wear them, it makes you seem a little serial killer-ey, especially when you do it about kids.
Jules: I'd love to have a scarf of little baby hands.
Ellie: See, that's not a great out loud thought.

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