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Cougar-town

Heads up tiny eyes. Once you go Andy all the rest is blandy.

Ellie

And the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

Ellie

(to Travis) Off my boat cover girl.

Bobby

Jules, he's an evil genius. He's Keyser Soze.

Ellie

Andy Torres you are amazing. You skip your ass right back here.

Jules

Look at my rings my rings my rings.

Ellie

Jules: It's smooth like a river rock.
Andy: It tickles.

(to Grayson) I'm going to be happy with whatever you get me. As long as it's perfect and it shows how much you get me.

Jules

Please, you don't know what it's like to be married to a super sensitive guy. I call them senszies.

Ellie
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