Cougar Town

Cougar Town

Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBS

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Cougar Town "Lonesome Sundown" Quotes

Jules: One Soy Latte for Lady J. Love Explosion.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?
 • Rating: Unrated
Bobby: Ugh, captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.
 • Rating: Unrated
Ellie: You use four towels every shower
Jules: Face, body, hair, feet!
 • Rating: Unrated
Laurie: Wait, why do we have to have coffee over here?
Jules: 'Cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
Ellie: But this is horrible.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jules: I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
 • Rating: Unrated
Jules: I fought a bum for wine and lost.
Ellie: Didn't you mom teach you bums always win wine fights?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: It's time to suck up!
Ellie: That's for boys.
Jules: It's time to uterus up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Travis: I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like I'm the mayor of a small Mexican town.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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