Cougar Town "Money Becomes King" Quotes
[Title Card]: She's marrying a man her own age, so why is it called Cougar Town?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jules: So you think Bobby and I could produce a doctor? [Jules and Grayson both laugh]
• Rating: Unrated
Andy: Ellie's just jealous because she thinks I care more about you than her.
Bobby: Do you?
Andy: Yes, it's not even close.
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Jules: When you get up from that ottoman I'd go get a pregnancy test.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Andy: He's your son.
Ellie: He needs to learn.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Travis: Well you're betraying your own life philosophy.
Laurie: Never fight shorthaired bitches?
• Rating: Unrated
Park Ranger: You married to one of those guys?
Ellie: No, they're lovers.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7