Cougar Town

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It's Donny. I'm writing these again whether they want me to or not. There's blood everywhere.

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Sweetie, I think the paperboy is here. You want to go throw rocks at him? Okay, nothing bigger than a quarter.

Ellie

I wish Terry the Train would crash and burn to death in a fire.

Ellie

Jules: I can't even be a whore?
Travis: Mom, I think you would be an amazing whore-oh my God I can't believe I just said that.

I am now the official baker of the Latin Kings. Lil' Choke is gonna be so excited he gets stomped in this week.

Laurie
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Cougar Town Season 4 Episode 5 Quotes

Jules: I can't even be a whore?
Travis: Mom, I think you would be an amazing whore-oh my God I can't believe I just said that.

I am now the official baker of the Latin Kings. Lil' Choke is gonna be so excited he gets stomped in this week.

Laurie