Cougar Town "Saving Grace" Quotes
Jules: Get crabbin' bitch.
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Title Card: This episode is funnier if you know that Courteney is terrified of birds.
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Jules: When did you get so good at lying?
Ellie: There's no shortcut. Just practice, practice, practice.
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Jules: Time for family dinner.
Grayson: Uh, if it's family, then why is she here?
Ellie: What am I supposed to do eat with Andy? I did that yesterday.
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Laurie: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I've got a whole box of old positives at my house.
Ellie: You're an American treasure.
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Travis: You know, I've actually been experimenting at school.
Ellie: I totally called that!
Jules: What's his name? Is he cute?
Travis: I meant with religion.
Jules: Aw man, I was excited to show you how cool I'd be about it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Laurie: You're dressing like a lady who would do stuff for just a little bit of crack.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 7