Cougar Town Season 3 Episode 8: "Ways To Be Wicked" Quotes
Jules: Way to go new guy.
Grayson: New guy? I am a key member of this group. I provide the sizzle.
Jules: Still, Ellie thinks she's horrible, and we all agree with her.
[Title Card]: Pay attention. The title: Cougar Town almost makes sense this week.
Dead mom high five!Jules
How could you not believe me about my mom? You're my best friend, all I ask is that you have blind faith in me, and that you hit me with a shovel if I ever got a toe ring.Ellie
Since you recently found out you're a dad, I baked you a congrats on your baby-that-you-had-with-a-drunk-that-picked-up-at-your-bar-before-you-started-dating-Jules cake!Laurie
Jules: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Travis: We're stealing-
Jules: -I'm in! I love it when we do things as a family!
I get Big Carl? What's going on? Are you dying?Ellie
Jules: No one gets any wine until they say something nice about Ellie.
Laurie: I'm going to a bar.
No wine for you!Ellie