You can't pause people.

Grayson

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• Added: May 29, 2012

Mopey leads right to gropey, fix it or bleed.

Ellie

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• Added: May 29, 2012

I can't believe we're in Napa. I think we're meeting God.

Jules

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• Added: May 29, 2012

Hey Dime Eyes, thanks for letting us elope with you.

Ellie

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• Added: May 29, 2012

[Title Card]: Hopefully this is only the Season finale.

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• Added: May 29, 2012

Good God, I'm a stalker.

Travis

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• Added: May 29, 2012

Grayson: There is no such thing as a happy stroke.
Jules: Then what did Kurt Douglas have?
Grayson: A stroke.

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• Added: May 29, 2012

Grayson: It's actually illegal for me to sell after I close.
Ellie: That's why I'm not paying for it.

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• Added: May 08, 2012

[Title Card]: I didn't know it was back on either. - Abed

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• Added: May 08, 2012

Jules: Taters are for laters.
Travis: She actually did say that.

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• Added: May 08, 2012

Bobby: Hey Bud, can we talk about Laurie?
Travis: You know I really like her, huh?
Bobby: Yeah, I could tell by the way you stare at her breasts. Different from the way you stare at other breasts, more respectful.

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• Added: May 08, 2012

Bobby: I feel like I'm cheating on Andy.
Travis: I'm your son so it's okay.

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• Added: May 08, 2012