Do me a favor at graduation; don't make a crazy big deal about it.

Travis

Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.

Drinking keeps women skinny!

Jules

Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.

Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?

Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.

Are you stealing the plot of Erin Brockovich?

Laurie

I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.

Jules

This one needs it - she holds on like an otter trying to break open a clam.

Ellie

It feels like you are putting out a real relationshipy vibe.

Grayson

Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!

Two for two!

Grayson

Cougar Town Season 1 Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.