Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 1 Quotes
Do me a favor at graduation; don't make a crazy big deal about it.
Travis
Jules: All together now -
Everyone: If it's on the internet, it must be true!
Jules: Exactly now, everyone sip please.
Travis: Afternoon booze bags. What are we celebrating now?
Jules: Science.
Drinking keeps women skinny!
Jules
Jules: Grayson and I are like pools - we're still just sticking our toes in each other. Grossest thing I ever said.
Grayson: I'm gonna go throw up.
Jules: Hey - why'd you do that?
Grayson: Why not?
Jules: You work that hoes b**ch.
Grayson: You're weird Jules.
Jules: Weird like a fox.
Are you stealing the plot of Erin Brockovich?
Laurie
I'm gonna otter the hell out of you.
Jules
This one needs it - she holds on like an otter trying to break open a clam.
Ellie
It feels like you are putting out a real relationshipy vibe.
Grayson
Grayson: Shall we?
Jules: Indeed!
Two for two!
Grayson