Cougar Town

Cougar Town Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 24: "Finding Out"

Bobby: I'm just a head on the beach!
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Jules: What does that cover? It looks like a net!
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Ellie: Fine, beer me!
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Bobby: Bros before hoes man!
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Bobby: I'd hate to be Debbie Downer, but if I was the only one single - I don't know what I'd do.
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Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.
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Kylie: You skinny armed little bitch.
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Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?
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Bobby: Oh I wish I could be in your mouth.
Travis: Dad!
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Travis: Hey new dad - give me twenty bucks and I will never call you new dad again.
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Grayson: Whatever makes you happy?
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Jules: We got to get their attention - cough!
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Jules: Not like that! You're not going off to war!
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Season 1 Episode 23: "Breakdown"

Jules: I'm gonna take turns crying on both of you.
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Laurie: His smile lights up the world.
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Ellie: It's not nice to test friends when they don't know they are being tested.
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Grayson: Wow! That was insane. He was literally sitting on my face!
Jules: He's never had much feeling in his butt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: If it's any constellation that hat was so big you could probably make a thousand tiny ones.
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Grayson: Worst liar ever.
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Jules: Yes, I got that from a Sandra Bullock movie, but ya know, I still mean it.
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