Cougar Town

Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBS
Cougar town

I'm just a head on the beach!

Bobby

What does that cover? It looks like a net!

Jules

Fine, beer me!

Ellie

Bros before hoes man!

Bobby

I'd hate to be Debbie Downer, but if I was the only one single - I don't know what I'd do.

Bobby

Ellie: First time I've ever been jealous of you.
Laurie: Thank you.
Ellie: You're welcome.

You skinny armed little bitch.

Kylie

Jules: Whinny baby say what?
Grayson: What?

Bobby: Oh I wish I could be in your mouth.
Travis: Dad!

Hey new dad - give me twenty bucks and I will never call you new dad again.

Travis

Whatever makes you happy?

Grayson

We got to get their attention - cough!

Jules
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Cougar Town Season 1 Quotes

Jules: You see that young gentleman there, I'd love to lick his body
Woman: That's my son
Jules: Ooh, he looks smart

Jules: When a 40-something guy gets divorced, it's always: "Way to go, Tiger!"
Grayson: We don't call each other Tiger. It's always Champ, or Samurai.

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