Cougar Town
Tuesdays 10:00 PM on TBSCougar Town Season 4 Quotes
Hey pale face, how's the sun feel for the first time?
Ellie
This one's for you continuity nerds.
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Uh, I think I sweated off my birth control patch.
Laurie
Honey, cutting crotches out of pants is not sewing.
Jules
I'm gonna make that pale ass, icy bitch love me whether she likes it or not.
Jules
Ellie: Wow, you're annoying.
Jules: I know, but I'll always have your back.
Ellie: And I'm more loyal than I am mean.
Jules: Oh, well you're real loyal aren't you?
Grayson: And is this why Travis thinks he's so handsome.
Jules: Yep, that's all me.
Jellybean, you are the verbal equivalent of huffing paint.
Ellie
Happy Valentines Day. Yeah it's a fake holiday, but we still want stuff. Xoxo The female writers P.S. Not lingerie - that's for you
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There's a fun game - "Things Ellie Would Never Say."
Laurie
Oh my God, it's so nice to be anywhere without a Cuban man climbing all over me.
Ellie
It's Donny. I'm writing these again whether they want me to or not. There's blood everywhere.
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