Covert Affairs

Covert Affairs Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 3: "Bang and Blame"

Gaskin: You wanna kill terrorists? You wanna pop off a few rounds? Join the FBI.
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Annie: I think I found what I've been looking for. It's compact and easy to carry.
Auggie: Is it a fruit?
Annie: Yeah. But it's not a Granny Smith.
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Gaskin: Are you too precious for guns?
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Annie: How did you know I was here? Are you tracking my cell phone signal? You know what, I don't want to know. It'll just lead to more questions.
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Dr. Weiss: I'm Dr. Weiss, head-bumping specialist.
Annie: I'm Annie Walker. Derelict babysitter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "Good Advices"

Annie: Got any conversation starters?
Auggie: Yeah I do actually, but they all require you not being able to see.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Annie: Joan, look. My pupils are fine.
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Joan: If you were on trial, would you want me on your jury?
Auggie: Could I take the fifth on that one?
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Auggie: Can you return it when you're done or convert it into a condo?
Annie: You're obviously not a woman.
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Annie: Hey Joan. Auggie, a little heads up next time.
Auggie: It's not like I'm the most difficult guy to sneak up on.
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Annie: I totally did not see that coming, did you?
Eyal: What is it about you Americans that brings out the worst in everyone you meet?
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Joan: Your honor, I know this might sound self-aggrandizing, but I cannot sit on a three week trial. My job needs me.
Judge: You're right Number 9, I do hear the sound of your own horn tooting. Sit down.
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Season 2 Episode 1: "Begin the Begin"

Auggie: If you wanna impress a woman, compliment her. Don't talk about your own equipment, especially when your own equipment has circuitry.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Auggie: It's like a laser pointer of nasty instead of the massive gaseous cloud of pain that is Wikileaks.
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Annie: Don't we have a responsibility to help her if she's in trouble?
Auggie: Damn. You played the morality card.
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Ben: Paperwork already? Langley's bureaucracy is a joke.
Jai: No, it's books of Sudokus. I thought it might help you pass the time and...you're an asshole.
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Jai: For the record, you do have a problem with authority.
Ben: For the record, I don't consider you an authority figure.
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Annie: Increased heartrate. A spike in blood pressure. I think the polygraph is getting to you.
Ben: I think it's the polygrapher.
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Annie: You have some mouth on you.
Nadia: You speak Estonian?
Annie: Just the swear words.
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