Maybe you're just afraid to catch me. Maybe you don't like looking in the mirror, Ray. Maybe... you don't like what you see.

Nate Haskell

Nick: Hey, please don't ask me if I need a hand.
Doc Robbins: Actually, I was going to tell you you smell like a Port-O-Potty.

Shout out from Haskell, the man does like sticking it to you.

Sofia

Ray: Where is Hodges?
Henry: Uh, he's moving out of his mother's place finally. I'm not sure who's more traumatized.

Nick: So when was the last time you saw Graham?
Lydia Kole: When he told me to turn my vibrator down.

I'm sick of this guy. He's like the Joker in Batman, except without the laughs.

Brass

CSI Season 11 Episode 20 Quotes

I'm sick of this guy. He's like the Joker in Batman, except without the laughs.

Brass

Nick: So when was the last time you saw Graham?
Lydia Kole: When he told me to turn my vibrator down.