Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes (Page 3)

Season 8 Episode 6: "The Hero"

Hank: I don't even know how to write cursive anymore.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hank: I got picked on a lot by some kids.
Larry: By Spaniards?
Hank: Yeah, well they spoke Spanish.
Larry: Oh they're not from Spain?
Hank: I don't know where they were from.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hank (to Larry): When I first saw you, I guessed you for a Spaniard. I'm glad you're not Spanish. I'm not a fan of the Spanish.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Susie: Don't impose your desires on my whole cuisine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Everybody brings wine. I bring bread.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Waiter: I am the waiter.
Larry: Yet we were the ones waiting, so we became the waiters.
Jeff: This man's a hero. He just revolutionized the way restaurants work my friend. No one's gonna go hungry again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Poor little coachy girl. She's so jealous 'cause everybody else is more comfortable than the coachy girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 5: "Vow of Silence"

Vance: Hey Susie, guess what? Larry ate Oscar's Pinkberry, and Jeff was driving...ass hole!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: For a guy who can't talk, he has a pretty big mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeff: What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Richard: What the f**k is that? He's like a mime or some s**t?
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: You've gone through enough today. You don't need to be looking at garbage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: There's plenty of Pinkberry's. I bet you there's a couple of decent ones near a prison.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: First of all, congratulations on a great attempt on a chat and cut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: You see what's going on here? She's doing a chat and cut.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susie: You know what the best thing about going to New York is? I'm not gonna see your face for three months.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 4: "The Smiley Face"

Guy: You've got something on your head.
Larry: I believe they refer to that as a smiley face. They're frequently used by idiots at the end of emails and text messages, such as "I miss you ...smiley face."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: That's a long time for sorrys. That's like saying Happy New Year in October.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: The Dog days are over. From now on, you're Deano!
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Chocolate pretzels? Get the hell outta here!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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