I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.

Larry

Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.

Judge

Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.

I'm still at the same e-mail...ihatelarry.

Wanda

He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.

Larry

It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.

Larry

I'm livin' large. I just had a croissant filled with mother fucking champagne.

Leon

The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.

Larry

She knows all the words to Cats, even the British version.

Rosie

Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother fuckers.

Tie goes to the hetero.

Larry

I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.

Rosie

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Bleu cheese on the side.
Cliff Cobb: Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad?
Larry: Do you have a problem with it?
Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb salad fame.
Larry: I think that this is a real bullshit story

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?