I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.


Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.


Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.

I'm still at the same e-mail...ihatelarry.


He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.


It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.


I'm livin' large. I just had a croissant filled with mother fucking champagne.


The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.


She knows all the words to Cats, even the British version.


Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother fuckers.

Tie goes to the hetero.


I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.


Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Larry: I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Bleu cheese on the side.
Cliff Cobb: Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad?
Larry: Do you have a problem with it?
Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb salad fame.
Larry: I think that this is a real bullshit story

Wanda Sykes: Larry, you are an ass man!
Larry: I am not an ass man! I don't have an ass fetish! I am not obssessed with asses