Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes (Page 2)

Season 8 Episode 9: "Mister Softee"

Yari: You f*cking Bucknered it! Why is Buckner on my team?!?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 8: "Car Periscope"

Larry: I like to munch and pee.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Business Manager: You can't judge me because I have a beautiful wife.
Larry: Uhhhh, I think I can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it!
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: I took over for a one-armed man. There was a one-armed man playing him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Judge: Lotta kikes like the show...jigaboos too.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: I am going to go do something nice, right now.
Susie: It's about time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wanda: I'm still at the same e-mail...ihatelarry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: He's gonna change your life. And a life that sorely needs changing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 7: "The Bi-Sexual"

Larry: It's not for performance. It's just for recovery.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leon: I'm livin' large. I just had a croissant filled with mother f**king champagne.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: The woman is on this earth to catch balls. Interesting theory. Too bad I don't have a daughter. I would like to impart that knowledge to her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rosie: She knows all the words to Cats, even the British version.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: Lesbians have kind of an advantage in a way.
Leon: They some tricky mother f**kers.
 • Rating: Unrated

Larry: Tie goes to the hetero.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rosie: I came alive in areas that have been dry like the Sahara desert.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Rosie: You know what a lesbian brings on a second date? A U-Haul.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 6: "The Hero"

Larry (to Ricky): Whether I give you a gift or you give me a gift, it costs me money.
 • Rating: Unrated

Susie: Ya know Larry, I think you're taking the wrong tactic with these women. I really do. I think you have to present who you reall are.
Larry: I did present who I really was; a phony, a fraud, a prevaricator. I presented who I was.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: You fixed it all so you could be at the cool table. You got Ricky Gervais, you got Allie, you got your Broadway stars.
 • Rating: Unrated

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