I didn't mean to waste 12 seconds of your precious time.

Larry

Greg: They should start selling them in every gift shop in New York City.
Larry: Yeah, I don't think Jews would like that.
Greg: Get a life Jews!

He started a war. He didn't really care for Jews. He thought they were a bit much.

Larry

That's a remarkably idiotic thing that you just said but you know, the fact that you're wearing glasses, I perceive it as a little less idiotic than I normally would.

Larry

Hopefully there's an afterlife. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Larry

Larry: I saw this commercial last night, and Michael Jordan had a Hitler moustache.
Buckner: Yeah I saw that. He's the first one to wear that since Hitler. Isn't he?

You go Buckner yourself!

Yari

I get a f*ckin' tingle in my johnson when a motha f*cka tell me he's about to get some ass.

Leon

You f*cking Bucknered it! Why is Buckner on my team?!?

Yari

I like to munch and pee.

Larry

Business Manager: You can't judge me because I have a beautiful wife.
Larry: Uhhhh, I think I can.

I didn't beat him. The one-armed man did it!

Larry
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Cheryl: Why am I always the one who initiates sex?
Larry: I'm available for sex all the time, basically, so anytime you want to have it, you can have it.
Cheryl: Wow.
Larry: But anytime I want to have it, I can't--just assume that I want it all the time, so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

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