Curb Your Enthusiasm

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes (Page 4)

Episode 4: "The Smiley Face"

Big Dog: There are two things about Dog that everybody knows. I am clean, and I'm fair.
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Larry: I will be the Edmund Hillary of s**tting wear you eat.
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Larry: You know I talk during intercourse too.
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Larry: Cheek to cheek contact for men, that's unacceptable.
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Jeff: You're s**ttin' where you eat.
Larry: That's right. I'm s**tting where I eat.
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Episode 3: "Palestinian Chicken"

Larry: I know we have our problems with these people, but man oh man, do they know what they're doing, chicken wise.
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Larry: You really are your mother's daughter, aren't you?
Sammy: Yeah. Now get the f*ck out my driveway you bald prick.
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Eddie: By the way, your lunch is on me.
Larry: I already paid for it.
Eddie: Even better.
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Larry: I think if you didn't want to sleep with her, you wouldn't be so tolerant of the LOL.
Eddie: Well that goes without saying.
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Shara: I like you.
Larry: What's not to like.
Shara: Ehh, you're a Jew.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Funkhouser: I thought about it all last night. If Rabin can break bread with Arafat, I can have chicken at this Anti-Semitic s**t hole.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: You know what you are? You're a social assassin.
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Larry: You're saying LOL. You're verbal texting.
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Ron (to Larry): You say what everyone's thinking. You just come out with it. It's impressive.
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Funkhouser: She's an adult when she turns 13 or learns to make her first latkes.
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Juliet: How are the potatoes?
Larry: Actually, the potatoes are a little cold.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jeff: He has no balls. I have a solid single ball.
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Episode 2: "The Safe House"

Man: So you think all Black people look alike?
Larry: I think all computers look alike.
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Richard: What's half a double D?
Larry: B...plus. No, B minus. Minus is closer to the D. What's closer to the D? The minus or the plus?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Larry: You're comparing breasts with balls? People hate balls.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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