Favorite Dallas Quotes
My father took down three senators, two governors, and a vice president and he taught me everything he knows. Your head's going to look real nice above my fireplace, Governor
John Ross
The next time you ask me for a hug you'll be hugging the business hand of my shotgun.
Ann
Since J.R.'s dead we have to find our own inner junkyard dog.
Bobby
From what I remember, you couldn't stand it here unless you were hiding behind Miss Ellie's skirts or a bottle.
John Ross
I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.
Chris
John Ross: Are you doing this because you love me or because you hate your father?
Pamela: I do.
I wish I had killed your father but somebody beat me to it.
Cliff
Time has not been kind to that face.
J.R.
I'm just here to look my enemy in the eye and since your daddy's about two feet shorter than me, I guess you'll have to do.
JR
Try to talk Bobby Ewing out of what he believes is right. I got a better chance with winning the good samaritan award.
J.R.
J.R. Now I loved my daddy and I respected my daddy, but most importantly, I feared my daddy.
I'm the one who's going to steal South Fork from Bobby.
J.R.
