The family that blackmails together, stays together.

Sue Ellen

John Ross degrades you. If you think that's love then you are a worthless creature.

Judith

Never let a man screw you for nothing.

Judith

Harris: 3am. The witching hour.
Judith: I would turn you in to a newt if I could.

How hard is it to get the Ewing boy to drop his pants?

Judith

Hey Mama. If you're going to betray me you do it to my face. Don't stab me in the back.

John Ross

You would cheat on your wife and start a war within this family just to get your deal done, wouldn't you. You're trying so hard to fill JR's shoes. You've become drunk on power.

Sue Ellen

I may be drunk on power but you, you're just drunk.

John Ross

Let me guess. Self righteous party of two.

John Ross

Bobby: There's nothing dishonorable about making sure that every single rule and regulation is followed to the letter of the law. Is there?
Nicolas: Take your best shot Mr. Ewing.
Bobby: Don't say I didn't warn you.

Seriously, I don't care how fast that girl can type she better stop flirting with my husband.

Pamela

How can she even type with those things in the way?

Emma

Dallas Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby