Dallas

Dallas Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 8: "No Good Deed"

Christopher: How the Hell could J.R. do this to his own family?
Bobby: Son, how much time do you have?
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Bobby: You can call in your note but you will never pump a drop of oil on Southfork.
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Christopher: Maybe he didn't kill that woman but you play with snakes long enough, eventually you get bit.
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John Ross: This is my mess to clean up, not J.R.'s
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Sue Ellen: I have my son to lose and nothing is more important than that.
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Season 1 Episode 7: "Collateral Damage"

Bobby: You mess with my wife in any way, I will beat you into next Sunday.
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John Ross: If you so much as scratch her I will end you.
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Sue Ellen: He's a man and worse. He's a Ewing man.
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J.R.: A cheated man is a dangerous man. Just ask my son.
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Bobby: I am glad that you took her out to brunch. It's nice to see you two staying so close.
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John Ross: How did you play her? Tradition, family, Miss Ellie and all that crap?
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John Ross: You're not that drunk little boy passed out on the floor anymore, are you?
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John Ross: Lucy, you will and always will be my favorite cousin.
Lucy: What do you want?
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Rebecca: I'm sorry I threw up in your bathroom.
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John Ross: Don't you have some cows to go birth?
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Season 1 Episode 6: "The Enemy of My Enemy"

John Ross: You've been compromising everything with me since I was born.
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J.R.: I tossed him in the briar patch so he could learn how to get out of it.
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Bobby: An eye for an eye just makes both people blind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Christopher: Seeing you pay will prove there's still a little bit of justice in the world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: People from Texas are way too friendly. It fries my nerves.
 • Rating: Unrated

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