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John Ross; I've never kicked an old man's ass but today's as good a day as any.

Bobby: Where was I?
Christopher: You were threatening to kick our ass.

He thought if you knew about his cancer, you and JR would use it against him to get Southfork.

Elena

If I have to sit you down son, I will.

Bobby

The plans to Christopher's rig or I put a bullet in your little fairy tale.

Tommy

I know you must be thinking how did I get so lucky to snag this guy, aren't you?

John Ross

We're both just trying to make our fathers proud.

Christopher

Christopher: You look like Hell.
John Ross: Still better looking than you.

Christopher: How the Hell could J.R. do this to his own family?
Bobby: Son, how much time do you have?

You can call in your note but you will never pump a drop of oil on Southfork.

Bobby

Maybe he didn't kill that woman but you play with snakes long enough, eventually you get bit.

Christopher

This is my mess to clean up, not J.R.'s

John Ross
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Dallas Season 1 Quotes

I ain't a virgin but i ain't a whore either.

Chris

I've got family business to attend to before anybody knows I'm dying.

Bobby
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