Dallas

Dallas Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 3: "The Price You Pay"

J.R.: Time has not been kind to that face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

J.R.: I will get Southfork back because you shouldn't have to pay for my sins.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: It might be fun having J.R. at Southfork.
Bobby: Oh yeah, it'll be great having a rattlesnake in the house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bobby: There's always side effects with drugs. Hair loss isn't one of them, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

J.R.: I don't blame you for trying to screw me.
 • Rating: Unrated

J.R.: Did you think you could get around on J.R. Ewing?
John Ross: I sure did.
 • Rating: Unrated

J.R. Now I loved my daddy and I respected my daddy, but most importantly, I feared my daddy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

J.R.: It feels good doesn't it?
John Ross: Almost sinful.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 2: "Hedging Your Bets"

Annie: If you can find the strength to fight off being sick, you'll find the strength to fight for South Fork.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

J.R.: I hate to hit a man below the belt but you know I will.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitch: I guess some people are just too damn mean to die
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

J.R.: There's somebody I've been meaning to make amends to, my entire life.
 • Rating: Unrated

J.R.: Old fogeys like me don't e-mail darlin'. We talk to each other, personally.
 • Rating: Unrated

Annie: It's nice to be in the company of a legend.
J.R.: Mostly in my own mind, darlin'.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Christopher: You better grow eyes in the back of your head, cousin, 'Cause I'm coming for you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rebecca: At the bridal shop, I'm afraid that the territorial bitch bride came out.
 • Rating: Unrated

John Ross: He's stuck up son of bitch who thinks you ain't good enough for him.
 • Rating: Unrated

J.R.: I'm the one who's going to steal South Fork from Bobby.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Changing of the Guard"

Annie: I don't miss mister. Not at any range.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

J.R.: The courts are for amateurs and the faint of heart.
 • Rating: Unrated

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