Drew: You take the job, it's don't ask, don't tell.
Elena: Spoken like a stupid mule.

John Ross and Pamela deserve each other.

Elena

You're not having fun. You're falling down a long, dark hole. When it happened to me there was no one there to catch me.

Ann

Eminent Domain. Who said that Latin was a dead language?

Cliff

Cliff: I appreciate what he did with TESHA.
Harris: Not to mention running that pipeline up the Ewing's ass for you.

He was never going to love me more than he hates your family.

Pamela

Well if anyone in this house knows how complicated a relationship with a Barnes woman can be, it's me.

Bobby

The Ewings will pay for all of their sins.

Cliff

For once in my damn life I told the truth and she thought it was a move.

John Ross

The Ewings haven't taken responsibility for anything they've ever done.

Cliff

Being a mother is about doing the hard things, even though she may hate you for it.

Sue Ellen

Just feeling the seeds from all the lies I've sown coming back to bite me in the ass.

John Ross

Dallas Season 2 Quotes

Love is for pussies.

John Ross

You know how they say men make up for their manhood by buying fast cars? Well, that goes double for diamonds.

John Ross