You can look, but you can't touch. I'm just a drunken hallucination.

Gabby

Leo: Your only witness is a little boy who has an overactive imagination and thinks I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Shawn: We have a corroborating witness.
Leo: What, did you question Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny?

Sami: I heard about Eric staying in the Congo. He's putting the needs of starving kids in the Congo over yours.
Nicole: I knew what Eric was when I married him. He will always do what he thinks is right.
Sami: I know, isn't it annoying?

Deimos: You must know that you're not welcome here.
Chloe: Where the hell is Nicole?
Deimos: You honestly think that I would even tell you?
Chloe: The police are looking for her and Holly. If you helped Nicole kidnap Holly, you are going back to prison right alongside her.
Deimos: You know, I don't need a lecture from you about who belongs in prison. How can you even live with yourself after what you've done to Nicole?
Chloe: I did nothing but protect Holly from you. Nicole was just too lovesick to see it. And to think she was going to let you be a father to that little girl? But I know what kind of monster you really are. [Deimos laughs] What, you think this is funny?
Deimos: You stole your best friend's baby, Chloe! So why don't we be honest here? Who is the real monster?

You killed him, he goes in your trunk.

Dario

EJ: Now that you know the truth, you must think I'm a terrible person.
Nicole: This hasn't changed my impression of you. I always thought you were a terrible person. But it's okay, because I'm one too.

Paulina: Now finish telling me what happened when you saw Alex sucking Allie's lemons.
Chanel: Can't we talk about anything else? Like the weather?
Paulina: Chanel.
Chanel: Okay, fine. So when me and Johnny came back here, we started reminiscing about when we were together and then one thing led to another and we almost kissed.
Paulina: Oh, Lord give me strength. Chanel! Again?
Chanel: I said ALMOST. Okay? Johnny realized it would be a mistake.
Paulina: Oh. Whew. For once in his life, Casanova showed some common sense.
Chanel: He's a decent guy, Mama. And he's been a really good friend to me through all of this.
Paulina: Chanel, I know the past few months have been very difficult. Between the arrest and now the civil suit, it's been a lot. And you know I am here for you. I will always be here for you. But Allie is your girlfriend and you need her support too.
Chanel: I wish I had it. And I wish I could be there to support her too.
Paulina: Well, it's time to stop wishing and start acting now. You need to move back in with Allie.
Chanel: You're kicking me out?
Paulina: No, of course not. My home will always be your home. But if you want to fix things with the woman that you love, you can't do it by sitting around my kitchen or sitting at the bar with your ex-husband. You need to go handle your business.

Rafe: The date couldn't have been that bad, could it?
Paulina: I think it was the swan song to our marriage.

Steve: What?
Tripp: Nothing. I've just never seen someone in a patch and glasses before.
Steve: You laugh and it'll be the last time you laugh.

André This one is more like a boy scout, but good cheekbones.

All we need is a big opening. You put on a white tuxedo jacket like Rick in Casablanca.

Victor

Stefan: You can spin it any way you want. Deny it. I know the truth.
Kate: No one cares about your truth.