From that do-gooder scheme that's the brain child of, and I'm using the word brain advisedly, of those two airheads who could barely run a hair dryer together.

Kate

Sonny: You have had a lot of weddings here.
Victor: Unfortunately most of them were mine. I had the caterers on retainer their for a while.

Gabi: I’m not going to do anything illegal!
Sonny: Of course you are because you always do.

You know I don't think anyone who twitches their behind for Stefano Dimera has the right to call anyone else low.

Victor

Kate: I'm gonna kill you when I get out of here.
Kristen: Oooh, someone's cranky.

Sonny: Will! What are you doing? Didn't your mother ever tell you never to go through a woman's purse?
Will: Well, my mother was Sami Brady. So what do you think?

Kate: Since this hospital isn't known for either speed or accuracy, why don't we just look under the hood? [reaches for bandage]
Sami: Get your faux fur hand off him!

Brady: Where's Nicole?
Eric: She went to New York on business.
Brady: What business?
Eric: Basic Black business. It was a last minute thing. She left last night.
Brady: Eric, Basic Black doesn't have any operations in New York. All of our offices are in Los Angeles.

Chad: Is he still sleeping?
Abby: Yeah, he is. He's out like a light.

What? He's too fragile to be told he's acting like a horses ass?

Victor

Jennifer: Would you sit down, please?
Abe: Say what you have to say. I need to get back to Theo.
Jennifer: I would have reached out sooner, but I stayed away out of respect for what you and your family are going through with Theo. But my family is going through something too, Abe, and like you I am a parent who would move heaven and earth to help my son. I am in no way comparing JJ's situation to Theo's, but would you at least hear me out?

You know, every time we get close to getting her out, there's some new disaster.

Rafe