All we need is a big opening. You put on a white tuxedo jacket like Rick in Casablanca.

Victor

Stefan: You can spin it any way you want. Deny it. I know the truth.
Kate: No one cares about your truth.

Jake: We want a partnership with Victor.
Maggie: Victor would be the veteran. The old man who should have retired a long time ago. You two had better not be thinking you can pull one over on him.
Jake: Of course not. We have the utmost respect for Victor.
Maggie: Good. Because he is as sharp and savvy as ever, and I will not let the two of you take advantage of him.

I'm not going to stand here and beg you. Either you want the job or you don't.

Victor

From that do-gooder scheme that's the brain child of, and I'm using the word brain advisedly, of those two airheads who could barely run a hair dryer together.

Kate

Hattie [posing as Marlena]: It is my professional opinion that Andre Dimera is, without a shadow of a doubt, mentally incompetent.
Andre: What? What are you playing at?
Hattie: I'm a doctor, and I took an oath to help people.
Andre: Help? I don't need help!
Hattie: Not only is Andre Dimera mentally incompetent, but this man is a textbook example of a sociopath.

If I filled you in on everything you missed since the last time you called me, you'd have to take a loan out to pay the roaming charges.

Kate

Lucas: Just a few days ago everything was fine, everything was perfect. Then out of the blue she dumps me and goes back to you. I'm not buying it.
Justin: It's called denial.
Lucas: It's called the Kiriakis Playbook.

Sonny: You have had a lot of weddings here.
Victor: Unfortunately most of them were mine. I had the caterers on retainer their for a while.

Gabi: I’m not going to do anything illegal!
Sonny: Of course you are because you always do.

You know I don't think anyone who twitches their behind for Stefano Dimera has the right to call anyone else low.

Victor

Kate: I'm gonna kill you when I get out of here.
Kristen: Oooh, someone's cranky.