Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Quotes (Page 3)

Season 8 Episode 14: "Get Out of My Life"

Gaby: You better watch. This phone has a whoop-ass app.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: You had me at stupid girlfriend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 13: "Is This What You Call Love?"

Mary Alice: Yes, love can bring out the best in us... the confidence to move on, the courage to tell the truth, the strength to keep hoping, but sometimes what surprises us the most isn't what love brings out but who it brings back.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Juanita: First, kissing. Then, get married. Then, he buys me presents.
Gaby: Oh my God, you are my daughter.

Gaby: Wow. Booze, loose morals, and swearing? Too bad, there's no more Bree left.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: What is that... 5 guys in a week? Is she starting a basketball team?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lynette: The last guy who saw me naked told me not to wait too long around pap smears.
 
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 12: "What's the Good of Being Good"

Renee: I don't even like baby talk from babies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mary Alice: Sometimes the only thing that needs to be removed is a memory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: It was lovely having sex with you. Have a wonderful day.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: If it's a three-way, that's how I met my ex-husband.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 11: "Who Can Say What's True?"

Mary Alice: Good friends are the ones who tell us the truth about ourselves... even when the truth might be something we're reluctant to admit - that we still have a great deal to learn, that we sometimes need to ask for help, that we maybe overlooking a golden opportunity. Yes, hearing the truth can often set us on a different path, but we never know where that path might take us or who might be watching.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: Have you ever taken the bus at 1 o'clock in the morning, Renee? It makes you stop believing in God.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: The Bronte sisters? Geez, even your boob jokes are repressed.

 
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bree: I don't like your accusatory tone.
Gaby: Well, I'd use a different tone, but I'm trying to accuse you of something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 10: "What's to Discuss, Old Friend"

Gaby: It's a cop funeral. What do you expect... clowns?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Carlos: You think I killed someone? It's not like potato chips.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: I'd rather see you in a straightjacket than in a coffin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: Keeping secrets is a lonely business. That's why we all search for someone to confide in: an ally who will understand, an advisor who we can trust, a friend who will never judge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 8: "Suspicion Song"

Mary Alice: There comes a time when we must expose our weaknesses. When our secrets can no longer remain private, when our solitude can no longer be denied, when our pain can no longer be ignored, but sometimes we feel so alone that a weaknesses we thought we'd overcome suddenly becomes too long to fight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gaby: It's like a book. Meet Dick and Jane. See Jane kill Dick. See Jane bury Dick. Run, Jane. Run, Jane.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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