Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 7 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 7 Episode 1: "Remember Paul?"

Bree: Let's see. I'm getting a divorce, I lost my business, and I'm sitting here trying to remember why I quit drinking. I've had better Mondays.
 • Rating: Unrated

Karen: Paul Young, he's back!. You heard me. Now, don't just stand there—we gotta warn people!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lynette: Renee was always the one with the fashion sense. Before I met her, I'd never even heard of Gucci or Prada... or Chlamydia.
 • Rating: Unrated

Renee: She just kept wearing those parachute pants, lesbian rumors be damned!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: It's just hard for me to reconcile this suburban housewife with the girl who had a threesome with two of the guys from the rugby team!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: If you field this one, I'll tell him where babies come from.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Gaby: Thank you for sending my husband to prison, Bree. Nice work!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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