Desperate Housewives

Desperate Housewives Season 7 Quotes

Season 7 Episode 23: "Come on Over for Dinner"

Mary Alice: There are many things that bind friends together - Sharing a laugh over an embarrassing incident, comforting each other in times of need, finding it in our hearts to forgive. But, the thing that binds friends together the most is a secret that changes everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: Living away from you guys has been hard on me. Because sometimes when friends live apart, they sometimes grow apart, too. But, no matter how busy or how crazy our lives are, something always seems to happen to bring us back together. And that started tonight with this dinner. May we have many, many more.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: Should I offer to loan him a shirt?
Lee: Don't you dare!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: Chuck and I went to the cellar to choose a wine, and when we were done, my entrée was smoking.
Mrs. McCluskey: I bet it was.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Roy: Drunk off her ass and not afraid to show it, my kind of gal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: I usually don't talk to the help, but in your case, I'll make an exception. Shut up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: I'm not sure these clothes are quite the thing for a dinner party.
Renee: Dinner? I wouldn't wear them to a drive-by shooting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 22: "And Lots of Security..."

Mary Alice: A sense of security, it's something we all search for whether it's knowing you're desired, taking control of our fears, or finding strength to do the right thing. But, the danger of a sense of security is that it may prove to be false.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lee: Okay, I'm calling it. Time of gay: 11:21.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lee: I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bree: Gaby, if you're really serious, I will set you up with a class at my gun range. They'll teach you about gun safety. You will get a permit. And then, we'll see about you getting a gun.

Gaby: Great! So, in the meantime, if skulking guy breaks into my house, I'm just going to yell, "Freeze! I'm taking a class!"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Bree: Gaby, I'm not giving you a gun.
Gaby: Why not? I let you borrow things all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: Sometimes it's the little things that make us feel secure, like an old friend at bedtime, money saved for a rainy day, or matching coffee mugs. But, there are times when these small comforts are up against big challenges.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 21: "Then I Really Got Scared"

Mary Alice: No matter who we are, we all experience moments of dread. When we ask ourselves: Will anyone believe I'm innocent? Will my daughter be a child of divorce? Will this man break my heart? Are there things that go bump in the night? And sometimes, the answer is yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlos: Stop pouting. It's fun to sleep outside.
Gaby: I'm sure it is. That must be why the homeless are always so cheery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I'm sure you want to avoid another mistake like your second husband, the hit-and-run driver. Orson, was it?
Bree: What?
Chuck: Tell me who was creepier... him or the pharmacist who killed himself while you were dating?
 • Rating: Unrated

Bree: You found something bad? Is he a dirty cop...or a Democrat?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Renee: I never date a guy until I've done a complete background check.
Bree: Maybe I'll just Google him.
Renee: Amateur.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Susan: I promise no feather duster and no purple bra.
Principal Hobson: And no bustier... Nice talking to you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mary Alice: No matter how secure we are, we all experience moments of dread. It may be just before we open our credit card bill or hand over a note to our teacher or step on the scale after a week away from the gym. Yes, we all experience moments of dread. And sometimes, we have no one to blame but ourselves.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

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