Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
I don't see why feminists complain so much. Being a sex object is fun.
Genevieve
Evelyn: The poverty was unimaginable.
Adrian: Streets filled with beggars and children running around in tattered.
Evelyn: Every time we looked out our hotel window we were confronted with human suffering.
Adrian: Finally, we called the concierge and got a room facing the pool.
Evelyn: So much nicer.
If he wanted to help poor people, why didn't he just go to Burbank?
Genevieve
Carmen: "I should have been born rich."
Rosie: "We're right there with you, mija."
Carmen: "No, it's different for me. You guys know how to pull off poverty. I don't."
What’s the point of living if there’s nothing nice to wear?
Genevieve
"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"
Evelyn
You'll be the belle of the balls... ball.
Carmen
Okay, you can be my boyfriend. Don't get excited. It's annoying.
Carmen
I want to understand why I'm such a raging bitch.
Peri
Evelyn: Who were you dreaming of?
Adrian: Who do you think?
Evelyn: I'm so glad she's dead.
Are you sure you're gay because I could jump your bones right now?
Carmen
 
The woman cleans tile grout for a living. If you can't shield this secret from her, you're not the brilliant degenerate I married.
Evelyn
