Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
You killed my maid, you son of a bitch. Don't you know how hard it is to find good help?
Adrian
Love can't seem to unite us. Why not try hatred?
Evelyn
You took the life a maid and now a maid is going to take yours.
Marisol
Let’s just say it’s better for my marriage if I’m pregnant. Now, shoot me up with everything you’ve got.
Peri
Since I’m beautiful I notice that you two aren’t looking at me.
Carmen
Spence: You’re a monster.
Peri: And yet I seem so nice on my films.
You are the best husband I’ve never married.
Carmen
How can I be terrified of conflict? I'm married to you.
Spence
We’re sorry for your loss. Let us know if you need more tequila.
Carmen
Zoila: You don’t look happy.
Genevieve: That means the poison has set in. Wonderful!
Spence: Aren't you going to kiss your son goodbye?
Peri: I'm already in character and she doesn't have kids.
When I'm in Alexander McQueen, he gets the bottle.
Peri