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Devious-maids

Valentina: I pray.
Adrien: Poor people have the most interesting hobbies.

They put a gun to your head. You’re allowed to get a little drunk.

Rosie

My hair is the crime.

Carmen

He’s a lecherous masseur that touches me inappropriately. I’m going to file a complaint someday.

Genevieve

Carmen: Why did you make me get up? I can feel the hangover.
Marisol: And I can smell your breath. So, we’re even.

We all want to tell the truth. Some of us just need a crutch.

Carmen

Evelyn will be devastated once she finds out. I can’t wait to tell her.

Adrian

This is a four carat diamond. This has me in the mood.

Carmen

You and I were meant to tango.

Adrian
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