Popular Devious Maids Quotes
If I let them give me a major organ, they’ll think they have a right to visit me and use my pool.
Genevieve
Poor people have organs. Rich people need them. Why must the government stand in the way of the small business man?
Genevieve
Marisol is allergic to roses, so that seems like the logical choice.
Evelyn
Valentina: I pray.
Adrien: Poor people have the most interesting hobbies.
They put a gun to your head. You’re allowed to get a little drunk.
Rosie
My hair is the crime.
Carmen
He’s a lecherous masseur that touches me inappropriately. I’m going to file a complaint someday.
Genevieve
Carmen: Why did you make me get up? I can feel the hangover.
Marisol: And I can smell your breath. So, we’re even.
We all want to tell the truth. Some of us just need a crutch.
Carmen
Evelyn will be devastated once she finds out. I can’t wait to tell her.
Adrian
This is a four carat diamond. This has me in the mood.
Carmen
You and I were meant to tango.
Adrian
