Popular Eastbound & Down Quotes
And if that doesn't work, then just like prison, you pick the biggest, baddest dude on the team, and you kick him in his f*cking teeth.
Kenny Powers
Over the course of my career, I've played on many different teams - some I liked, and some I really f*cking hated. I am not mentioning any names, but let's just say that Seattle can tongue kiss my sh*thole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk sh*t about how their fans suck, and their women have pancake t*tties.
Kenny Powers
This is a dangerous place, Stevie. If you were to stay here, I can't guarantee that you'd make it home alive. You would not only be responsible for watching your own back, but also mine. You'd also be responsible for doing alot of my personal errands, more than likely my laundry.
Kenny Powers
No, I was using an alias. Steve to me, just kinda seems like the name of somebody who has absolutely nothing going on in their life.
Kenny Powers
I wouldn't doubt if some of the muchachas show their panochas off. They might show their panochas off. They might be waving their panochas all over the place.
Kenny Powers
Remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in c*nt. So don't be little jealous c*nts, ok?
Kenny Powers
Now this Friday night, I guarantee you, it is gonna be the biggest goddamn comeback celebration any y'all have ever seen. There's gonna be people cheering, and screaming, and spotlights, and fireworks. I wouldn't even doubt if there's a couple chicks showing their f*cking p*ssies off.
Kenny Powers
I got this country wet, and now its time to bend this bitch over and make her cum.
Kenny Powers
I'm wearing all black. Outlaws wear black. Fags and cocaine dealers wear white.
Kenny Powers
It's like goddamn cocktober fest in here. I'm excited too, but let's not touch dicks, alright.
Kenny Powers
It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass.
Kenny Powers
If I had to choose, I mean historically, I've always considered myself to be a tit man.
Kenny Powers
