Here's to liquid courage!Darryl
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The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.Darryl
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Nobody puts Joanna in a corner.Kat
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That's one of the really... perplexing things about life, isn't it? Any true pleasure comes with a price. We drink too much, we wake up hung over. We eat too much, we pack on the pounds. You enjoy one moment of lust, and you live a lifetime of guilt. Yeah, what feels good comes with a cost. At the end of the day, it's just a matter of figuring out how much you are willing to pay.Darryl
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It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey.Penny
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Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape.Darryl
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No, they're boob-iful.Penny
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Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries.
Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist!
Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!
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Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat...except with my soulmate, obviously.
Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
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