She [Joan] rebuilds lives from the ground up. A way to measure her success is by how many careers she has rebuilt and the amount of lives she has saved.

Sherlock

Did you enjoy your time with dear old dad? Come on Watson show some appreciation for a prank well played.

Sherlock

Sherlock: For a brief stretch in London, I talked only to a phrenology bust I kept in my study. I named him Angus. It wasn't the same. I realized when it came to listeners preferred animate to inanimate. It was quite a break through.
Watson: Angus. I am glad I made it to the animate category.

[To Sherlock] Solve this case and you'll get the answers you seek.

Moriarty

Mrs. Watson: The other night when you were talking about Sherlock's work, I saw something in you. There was a spark, a sense of excitement. I haven't seen that in you in a long time. You like what he does.
Joan: Yes, okay, I enjoy it but I'm not a detective. I'm almost done working with Sherlock and it's onto another client.
Mrs. Watson: Will the next client make you happy? People find their path in the strangest of ways.

[Singing] Sherlock's up and Sherlock's down but he's always wears that sacred frown!

Moran

I know about Irene. I want you to tell me about her.

Watson

[To Sherlock] Wow, and insult and a boast.

Watson

We can talk fees on the way but I am not sure for a job that will only take me one or two hours to solve.

Sherlock

You know Watson, I take it all back. I'm beginning to find the chat that accompanying your companionship extremely useful. It's like white noise. It puts me in a state where I think and obverse better.

Sherlock

[To Sherlock] This is about you, it's about everyone else who thinks that they can't do it. They see that you did and think, "I can do that too"

Alfredo

[To Joan] You're right, I bought the sobriety coins to spark conversation.

Sherlock

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.