Elementary
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If you want to point a finger Sherlock, save one for yourself
Mycroft
Joan: You said the attendant was a friend of yours?
Sherlock: We post in the same bee keeping chat room. He has an impressive amount of Caucasians.... Species of bee.
Joan: Of course it is.
Gregson: Do we have something to talk about?
Sherlock: There are any number of reasons why I didn't tell you about my history. I told myself dozens. In the end it's simple, I was embarrassed.
Sherlock: I am sorry, you deserved to know.
Gregson: I DID know.
Sherlock: I beg your pardon?
Gregson: Do you honestly think I would let you consult for the NYPD without doing my homework?
I have no intention of capturing M, I have every intention of capturing, torturing and murdering him.
Sherlock
Sherlock: One of the things I've gained from our collaboration is the working definition of the word, "friendship". Friendship, I've come to believe, is most accurately defined as two people moving towards the best aspects of one another. It is a relationship of mutual benefit, mutual gain. Another thing I've learned is that my isolationist tendencies are decidedly not my best quality. I am not a better person because of a lack of connection. So I think the healthy thing is for you to not move in my direction. In fact, quite the opposite.
Joan: That's worth thinking about.
What do you expect from a guy named Geezer Bob?
Joan
Central to Officer 73199. Officer 73199, no response. Officer 73199, Alec Flynn, is End of Watch. He has gone home for the final time.
Dispatch
Here was me thinking MI6 was an intelligence organization and here they sought help from you, a virtual cartoon character
Sherlock
What's going on? You're skipping meetings. Sherlock ... well, I can't force you to talk to me, but I wish you would.
Watson
I've had many clients but Sherlock is definitely the most unique. I would like to know more about him.
Watson
The full spectrum of commerce and communication flows through her optic fibers as well as the requisite glut of pornography and cat videos.
Sherlock
Love is a game I've failed to understanding
Moriarty
