Joan: I get it.
Sherlock: Of course you do. You change careers like most people change outfits.

No sign of Maria or Roman, and our best chance of finding them just committed suicide by cop.

Marcus [to Gregson]

If you turn them down, I'll back you. But if you're hired, I'll be so proud of you.

Gregson [to Marcus]

Six months' notice. That's more than fair.

Sherlock [to Marcus]

The man in the next room is one of the most prolific contract killers in history.

Sherlock

OK. So who do we think hit the hitman?

Gregson

Your employees are super nice. They don't seem to like you any more than the public does.

Marcus [to Medina]

First dollhouses, then Mystery Date. What's night, a sleepover?

Joan [to Sherlock]

I will abide by your wishes for Gary, whatever they may be, even if that's to stay out of it.

Sherlock [to Joan]

I'd lay down my life for you. So if you end up adopting a child, I'd lay down my life for them. It's a simple as that.

Sherlock [to Joan]

Just so you'll know, that orange is the color of the jumpsuit you'll be wearing.

Gregson [to murder suspect]

When she got diagnosed, I knew days like this were coming.

Joan [to Sherlock]

Elementary Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.