Elementary

Thursdays 10:00 PM on CBS

I gotta say I'm used to being the one doing the calling. That way, I get there faster.
Marcus [to Joan]

Permalink: I gotta say I'm used to being the one doing the calling. That way, I get there faster.

Rating: Unrated

You're clearly doing God's work.
Sherlock [to Lubbock]

Permalink: You're clearly doing God's work.

Rating: Unrated

It's like a horny Alexa.
Joan [about Skylar]

Permalink: It's like a horny Alexa.

Rating: Unrated

The thing you need to understand is this isn't about you. It's about the company you keep.
Baynes [to Marcus]

Permalink: The thing you need to understand is this isn't about you. It's about the company you keep.

Rating: Unrated

He's at least half a nutjob, maybe more.
Marcus [to Gregson]

Permalink: He's at least half a nutjob, maybe more.

Rating: Unrated

Is he teleporting a chocolate bunny?
Joan [to Sherlock]

Permalink: Is he teleporting a chocolate bunny?

Rating: Unrated

Right, because now you're Mr. Congeniality.
Joan [to Sherlock]

Permalink: Right, because now you're Mr. Congeniality.

Rating: Unrated

You won't like having me as an enemy.
Sherlock [to Baynes]

Permalink: You won't like having me as an enemy.

Rating: Unrated

So either Velnick's lab has come untethered from time and space or someone doctored the footage.
Sherlock

Permalink: So either Velnick's lab has come untethered from time and space or someone doctored the...

Rating: Unrated

The name Sherlock Holmes comes with certain entanglements. I'd hate to see you shot, kidnapped or killed because of me. Find a different name.
Sherlock [to identity thief]

Permalink: The name Sherlock Holmes comes with certain entanglements. I'd hate to see you shot, kidnapped o

Rating: Unrated

Joan: You're playing a video game?
Sherlock: Worse. I'm watching a video of a video game.

Permalink: Worse. I'm watching a video of a video game.

Rating: Unrated