Elementary
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I’m curious, did you come here to hoping to scare us. Or are you just being a good predator.
Sherlock
Sherlock: We can tell my father I've hit a bit of a rough patch...
Watson: I took a new job this morning. I'll be starting next week after you and I wrap up.
Sherlock: I see... I'm usually quite good with deductions.
Watson: You okay?
Sherlock: My dear Watson, when ever am I not?
I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?
Holmes
In Sherlock Holmes, I believe.
Rhys
If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you find yourself a new spatula.
Holmes
Irene?
Sherlock
Jim: My name is Jim Fowkes. I am the chief vestment officer. This is Daniel Cho our Chief Financial Officer another in-house board member.
Sherlock: Yep. You're all chiefs of something. What do you want?
Do you know what I haven't said to anyone in a long time? I love you.
Kitty
[To Bell] How many times did you two have sex? My guess is 9 or 10 times.
Sherlock
Joan: You sure this sudden interest in my safety has nothing to do with you wanting to see two women engage in foxy boxing?
Sherlock: You think you're foxy?
Sherlock: Wailing Goggle Man alone must burn enough fuel in a year to send a rocket to Mars.
Agatha: "Wailing Goggle Man"?
Sherlock: Yeah, yeah, the Irishman with the songs.
Agatha: Bono. His name is Bono.
No, thanks, I had poop for lunch.
Joan