Elementary
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Irene?
Sherlock
Sherlock: This is personal
Joan: I could say the same thing.
If you haven't already, I strongly suggest you find yourself a new spatula.
Holmes
I'm in a hurry. Shall I select your undergarments as well?
Holmes
[To Joan] Without you the airline might seat me next to a morbidly obese person, or child, or morbidly obese child.
Sherlock
Joan: You sure this sudden interest in my safety has nothing to do with you wanting to see two women engage in foxy boxing?
Sherlock: You think you're foxy?
Well, you're lying, so I'll just have to investigate the matter myself.
Sherlock
Sherlock: It occurred to me that our Ranger might've been killed by an obsessed fan attempting to recreate a particular death.
Joan: And?
Sherlock: Unfortunately, the deaths in the comics involve being sent back in time, buried underground, made microscopic, impersonated by an alien, and in my particular favorite demise, pushed over a waterfall, locked in the embrace of his nemesis.
If something were ever to happen to you, I am not sure I'd be able to forgive myself.
Sherlock
Sherlock: Learning to see the puzzle in everything? They're everywhere once you start looking, it's impossible to stop. It just so happens, people and all their deceits and illusions that inform everything that they do tends to be the most fascinating puzzles of all. Of course, they don't always appreciate being seen as such.
Watson: Seems like a lonely way to live.
Sherlock: As I said, it has its costs.
I am better with you Watson. I'm sharper, more focuses. Difficult to say why, exactly. Perhaps in time, I'll solve that as well.
Sherlock
I often wonder if I should have been born at another time. My senses are unusually, some might say unnaturally keen, and ours is an era of distraction. It's a punishing drumbeat of constant input. It follows us into our homes and into our beds. It seeps into our... Into our souls, for want of a better word. For a long time, there was only one solution for my raw nerve endings and that was copious drug use. In my less productive moments, I'm given to wonder.... If I had just been born when it was a little quieter out there, would I have even become an addict in the first place? Might I have been more focused? A more fully realized person?
Sherlock
